Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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