If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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