Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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