I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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