I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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