.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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