Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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