i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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