You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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