I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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