I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
The ass gains better be worth it
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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