thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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