we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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