everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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