Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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