I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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