Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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