I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
operation harelip BJ is a go
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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