Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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