I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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