and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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