I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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