Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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