I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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