I murdered the dance floor call the cops
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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