Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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