remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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