Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Porn is love you can see.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
