i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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