So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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