just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Sponge bath it is.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Dick very happy bro
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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