i may or may not be watching the land before time
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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