It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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