So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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