So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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