rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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