he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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