My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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