D3 body, D1 cock
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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