do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I party with great urgency now.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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