You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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