Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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