walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you win again, gameday.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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