My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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