So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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