all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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