D3 body, D1 cock
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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