To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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