Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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