shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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