How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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