everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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