We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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